THE ROADMAP CREW
DUSTIN - OWNER & HEAD BREWER / MINIVAN ENTHUSIAST
Favorite Roadmap Beer - All The Cool Kids
When I Am Not At Roadmap I Am… - Probably playing pretty pretty princess or watching Frozen for the 900th time with my daughters #GirlDad
Desert Island Beer (Non-Roadmap) - Bell’s Two Hearted
Pineapple on Pizza? Absolutely! Anyone who says otherwise is a food fascist.
Favorite Movie - Fast & Furious (Really any of them, just not Tokyo Drift)
Random Fact or “Hot Take” - A hotdog is 1000% a sandwich, and you can’t change my mind.
HANNAH - OWNER / THE REAL BOSS
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Snowshoes 4 Sandals
When I Am Not At Roadmap, I Am… Keeping two tiny humans (monsters) alive.
Desert Island Beer (Non-Roadmap) - Yuengling, because once a yinzer… always a yinzer.
Go-To Karaoke Song - What Would You Do (City High)
Random Fact or “Hot Take” - No animal with wings can ever be trusted, they’re unpredictable.
CHRIS - TAPROOM MANAGER / DARTS MASTER
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Mi Nombre es Cerveza
When I Am Not At Roadmap I Am… Hanging out on the oche as I train to become a professional dart player.
Favorite Place to Have A Beer - Usually in my mouth.
#1 San Antonio Recommendation - Swimming in the Riverwalk, it’s super clean and refreshing.
Famous Childhood Crush - Kelly Kapowski
Random Fact or “Hot Take” - Dustin tried way too hard with these questions.
SARAH - LEAD BREWER
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Freudian Slip N Slide
When I am not At Roadmap I Am… Battling my husband in Wii bowling or snuggling up with our fur children
Best Superpower… Teleportation. Airline fees are egregious
Death Row Meal? Cheese Enchilada Plate from Bee’s Mexican Restaurant
“Hot” Take - San Antonio breakfast tacos will always be superior to Austin breakfast tacos
KIMBERLYN - BREWER & TAPROOM / LABEL NINJA
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Craven Cottage
When I Am Not At Roadmap, I Am… Playing with my fur children, sleeping, reading books that have been on my tbr for years.
Pineapple On Pizza? If you’re trying to make me throw up, yeah sure.
Zombie Apocalypse Plan - Surviving sounds like a lot of work and I’m tired, so let’s just get this over with… I’m joining the zombie gang.
Best Superpower - Super strength, bc have you ever tried to open a pickle jar after not opening it for a while?
Random Fact or “Hot Take” - I have two different colored eyes, but my DL says they’re blue.
TYLER - TAPROOM / WALKING THESAURUS
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Alright, Alright, Alright
When I Am Not At Roadmap, I Am… Wandering around a bookstore.
Desert Island Beer - A day old keg of Pilsner Urquell carried on the backs of a pod of adorable Bottlenose dolphins.
If You Were A Dog, Which Breed Would You Be? What was Air Bud? I’d bee that pooch. Always wanted to do something simple like basketball real well and get treats & belly scratches in return.
What’s Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan? Lock and load and battle my way into IKEA for one last mouthful of meatballs.
Childhood Famous Crush - Topanga Lawrence
Random Fact or “Hot Take” - Pizza is a mediocre way to not die.
MONICA - TAPROOM / GRABBER OF HIGH THINGS
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Penguin Suit
When I Am Not At Roadmap, I Am… Watching Paw Patrol with my nephew, catching up with friends or saving endless recipes, only to go out and eat bar food.
Favorite Movie - Finding Nemo
#1 San Antonio Recommendation - My favorite steak place is the Barn Door. Have had the same server for the past 15 yrs.
Random Fact or “Hot Take” - My dream when I was younger was to work in a crime lab and/or be a pathologist to catch the bad guys. I have an associates in forensic science.
LOGAN - TAPROOM
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Lil’ Rhody
When I am not at Roadmap, I am… Hanging with the pups out in the wilderness or being way too obsessed with my fantasy football team.
Pineapple on pizza? Totally encouraged. If you don’t like it… Grow up.
Desert Island Beer - Live Oak Pre War Pils
RUBY - TAPROOM
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Smash & Grab
When I Am Not At Roadmap I Am… Planning the perfect cri…err…watching true crime series/documentaries
If you were a dog, what breed would you be? A cat
What’s Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan? Kokiri Forrest with Link and make sure we take the Master Sword with us.
Random Fact: Played drums for 8 years in a pipe band and was learning to play bagpipes before moving to San Antonio
BRANDON - TAPROOM
When I am not at Roadmap, I am… Screaming Opera and/or petting stray cats.
If you were a dog, what breed would you be? A dirty mutt - just as I am in human life.
Go to karaoke song… NSFW “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch” with improvised lyrics
WESLEY - ASST. BREWER / TEAM MASCOT
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Yo Dawg I’m Trippin”
When I Am Not At Roadmap - You can find me down the street at Maverick Dog park
Pineapple On Pizza? I’ll eat ANYTHING on pizza.
Go-to Karaoke Song - Who Let The Dog’s Out (Baja Men)
Random Fact or “Hot Take” - In N’ Out is better than Whataburger
SIMCOE - HEAD OF SECURITY / INSTAGRAM MODEL
Favorite Roadmap Beer - Cat On A Motorcycle
“Hot Take” - Cats are better companions than dogs.